Chuck Norris rules!

1. There aren’t tornados….Chuck Norris just doesnt like trailer parks
2. Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? They have not made anything sharp enough to cut his hair
3. Some people wear Superman PJs, but Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs
4. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
5. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why Mars has no signs of life
6. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip
7. Chuck Norris counted to infinity……………twice!
8. Chuck Norris’ pulse is measured on the richter scale.
9. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
10. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.